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The Wise Fool We've All Met One
Alexandria, VA

The Wise Fool

Wisdom and Folly Keep Close Company

We see the world a little differently in Old Town Alexandria. As an authentic neighborhood restaurant and bar, we invite you to gather indoors or on our outdoor patio for thoughtful breakfasts, inventive dinner dishes, and the kind of late-night banter that outlasts the evening.

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We
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  • Monday – Wednesday 
    Breakfast: 7 – 11 am, Dinner: 5 – 10 pm
  • Thursday – Friday 
    Breakfast: 7 – 11 am, Dinner: 5 – 11 pm
  • Saturday 
    Breakfast: 8 am – 12 pm, Dinner: 5 – 11 pm
  • Sunday 
    Breakfast: 8 am – 12 pm, Dinner: 5 – 10 pm
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DINNER Bold Flavors, Honest Words

Uninvited wisdom and bold flavors take center stage tonight. Indulge in savory prime entrees, shared bites, and rich plates built for unforgettable evenings.

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DRINKS Liquid Wisdom

Sharp banter flows as freely as the spirits. Sip handcrafted signature cocktails, fine wines, and zero-proof elixirs crafted to keep the night going.

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BREAKFAST Wisdom Before Noon

Folly and wisdom always share the morning table. Wake up to artisanal plates, seasonal pastries, and vibrant classics crafted for spirited sunrise conversations.

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HAPPY HOUR Clock Out, Speak Up

The best perspectives start after the clock strikes five. Enjoy discounted signature drinks and savory bites made for lively, post-work table talk.

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Find Us

In the Heart
of Old Town

Located inside The Satire Hotel, step outside to explore neighborhood favorites or settle right in. Discover boutique shops, historic sites, and scenic waterfront views just steps away.

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Private Events

Moments Together

An evening here has a way of turning into something you didn’t plan for and couldn’t have predicted. Gather your inner circle for a private dining experience shaped by disarmingly sharp taste and great company.

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Carpe Freakin Diem

Step inside our sister cafe also located within The Satire, The Bad Poet Cafe, where fresh espresso, handcrafted coffee drinks, and casual fare set the stage for inspired mornings and midday escapes. Perfect for a quick grab-and-go or a lingering moment indoors or al fresco. Designed for thinkers, makers, and dreamers, Bad Poet is a self-aware space where creativity flows as freely as coffee. Written with passion and fueled by caffeine, it’s a gathering spot for those who appreciate the process.

  • Monday - Friday: 7 am - 4 pm
  • Saturday - Sunday: 8 am - 4 pm
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